Monday, February 11, 2008

You know you're a mom when



You Know You're a Mom When:
You spend all day feeding, changing diapers, and removing snot and other bodily substances
You have to do at least 2 loads of laundry a day to keep clean throw up rags
You maybe have taken a shower by 4o'clock
You are on a playmat in one spot ALL DAY
You are starved for human conversation when your husband gets home
You're house is a constant tornado site
You've never been so happy when you're husband gets home and you can have a break and do something for yourself
All day is centered around getting him to take a nap!
Getting ready to go someplace like church is a two hour ordeal
You're car won't start because you haven't driven ANYWHERE in so long:)
You're constantly putting your baby back on his tummy when he rolls over so his head doesn't get flat in the back
You are SO excited when family comes for the weekend because you know they will help out
You are constantly wiping a runny nose
You are always saying "NO" and he has no idea what you're talking about
You are always waiting in a some waiting room to see some doctor and you don't even know what was accomplished afterwards
You are the happiest person in the world when you get your baby to smile and laugh
You're favorite part of the day is the morning when you get to snuggle with your baby in the bed
You get to show your baby off to other moms:)
You are so proud of your baby for the smallest things like babbling and rolling over
You wouldn't change a thing or take your life back before you had him:)
You are blogging instead of being a mom and doing housework:)

Have a great day!
Love to all,
Momma Bridges

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Look at all his hair!!!!